Square Watermelons:  Ten Essays
on Living with Two Cultures
by Marisella Veiga   
New Spoken Word CD Shares Cuban-
American’s Thoughts on the Bicultural
Life
New Spoken Word 56 Minute CD Shares A Cuban-
American’s Thoughts on the Bicultural Life
Nationally syndicated columnist Marisella Veiga has
released a spoken word CD that contain essays,
written and read in English and accompanied by
Spanish guitar that explore what life is like as a U.S.
Hispanic, a person who balances two cultures.
CD Available at The Pink Porch
Bookstore:  $15.00
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health care for thousands
of workers in Alachua
County who do not have
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  PROSCIUTTO AND
PARMESAN PINWHEELS
Cook Time 10 Min - Ready In 20 Min -
Servings 8
Ingredients:
1 (17.5 ounce) package frozen puff
pastry sheets, thawed
5 ounces prosciutto, thinly sliced
5 ounces Parmesan cheese, thinly
sliced
2 teaspoons prepared mustard

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175
degrees C). Spray a baking sheet
with nonstick oil spray.
Roll the thawed pastry out onto a flat
surface. Spread Dijon mustard to
taste on the pastry sheets. Cover
pastry with a layer of prosciutto, then
cheese. Roll the sheets, beginning at
the long side. Cut into 1 inch thick
sections. Arrange the sections on the
prepared baking sheet.
Bake 10 to 12 minutes.
CONTENTS:

Discover Rural North Florida
Change your Life:  Stop Complaining!
PROSCIUTTO AND PARMESAN PINWHEELS
Square Watermelons
Valerie’s Loft
BOOK: PAINT IT BLACK
Alachua Events
Alachua’s Main Street Shops
IF YOU GREW UP IN FLORIDA
Life Coaching ServicES
Emergency Numbers
Crisis Center, Health Care,
Victim Services, Autism, Cancer
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LIFE COACHING
Please take this first step and set up your free session.   Life Coaching is an ongoing relationship that helps people make
decisions in their relationships, with their children & adolescents, personal issues, trauma, their careers, and in their business
or organizational development.  Essentially, it is problem solving with the help of a qualified objective person.  I work with
individuals, couples, small businesses and non-profit organizations.
 

Why I can help
- I hold a Masters Degree in Marriage & Family Therapy and a BA in Professional Development with a
concentration in Business.  I have over 30 years experience in leadership management, crisis intervention, psychotherapeutic
services and specialty training in crisis intervention and recovery from trauma.    

Fees Are No Mystery - The first session is free as we get to know each other.  The cost per session thereafter is $45
payable the time of the session.  There is no obligation to pre-pay for a set number of sessions and there is no involvement
with insurance.
 
Sessions take place
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Thank you for your referrals.
Rosanne T. Morse, MS/MFT
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Rosanne Morse.  
Alachua’s Main
Street:
Ace Hardware
Alachua Chiropractic
Alachua County Today
Newspaper
Alachua Farm & Lumber
Alachua Health & Fitness
Alachua Properties
Alachua Woman’s Club
Alltel Cellular Store
Bev’s Better Burgers
Beef O’Brady’s
Buttery Sweet Bakery
Buttons & Bows Quilt Shop
Conestogas Restaurant
Christ Central Ministries
Custom Lighting
CVS  Pharmacy
Deneno’s Ristorante

Garden Gallery Gifts
Green Heron Art Gallery
Hugs ‘N Kisses
Consignment
Ivy House Restaurant
Jackson's Antiques
Cloud K-9 Pet Grooming
In the Limelight on Main
Gifts
The New Jeannie’s Attic
Lee’s Hair Salon
Lighten Up! Salon
Lineless Tanning & Salon
Main Street Pie: A
Pizzeria
North Florida Flooring
P’Diddles Cafe
Pink Porch Bookstore
Request Physical Therapy
Smitty's-Antiques
Valerie's Loft -Designer
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AUTISM, ASPERGERS &
RELATED DISABILITIES
Center for Autism and
Related Disabilities
University of Florida
P.O. Box 100234,
Gainesville, Florida
32610(352) 846-2761
http://www.card.ufl.edu
The Center for Autism and
Related Disabilities (CARD)
provides support and
assistance with the goal of
optimizing the potential of
people with autism and
related disabilities: People
who show difficulties in
verbal and non-verbal
communication, social
interactions, and leisure or
play activities may be dealing
with such a disability.
33.  Inner Resources

To know how other people
behave takes intelligence,but
to know myself takes wisdom.

To manage other people’s lives
takes strength,but to manage
my own life takes true power.

If I am content with what I have,
I can live simply and enjoy both
prosperity and free time.

If my goals are clear,I can
achieve them without fuss.

If I am at peace with myself,I
will not spend my life force in
conflicts.

If I have learned to let go,I do
not need to
fear.                                           
                           
The Tao of Leadership
by John Heider


ALACHUA EVENTS

Saturdays 10-3

Millcreek Farm visit the retired horses - bring two carrots! www.millcreekfarm.org

Weekends
Great Outdoors Music Schedule:
Grreat Outdoors Dining  make reservations at 386-454-1288
FRIDAY &
SATURDAY NIGHTS
MUSIC 8:30 PM   BEEF O’BRADYS DOWNTOWN ALACHUA 386-418-0018 www.
beefobradys.com
SATURDAY
NIGHTS
MUSIC on the Patio at EL TORO 386-418-1039  info@eltorogainesville.com
June 3 - 3 PM
Alachua Branch Library:  Exotic Musical Petting Zoo.  David Beede, of Melrose
Florida , is a musician/singer/songwriter who plays a bunch of crazy instruments.
He will perform his music and introduce us to his strange menagerie of instruments
with opportunities for the audience to touch and play.
www.aclib.us
June 8
Alachua Business League Meeting, Conestogas 6:30  www.alachuabusiness.com
May 27 - June 7
2nd Annual Yulee Diddley Days   - yuleerailroaddays.org
June 20
Sportsfest at Turkey Creek Golf Course. Tee Time is 8:30.  www.Alachua.com
July 4
City of Alachua 4th of July Celebration   www.cityofalachua.com
Sept. 23
Dinner with the Author!  Children of Dreams by Lorilyn Roberts  Click for Info
October 18
Alachua Fall Festival   www.alachuabusiness.com
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Chamber of Commerce:  www.alachua.com - Alachua Business League:  www.alachuabusiness.com - State of Florida:  
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          Change your Life:  

Most of us complain - we don’t think we do - but we do.  
We complain about work with family and we complain
about family at work.  It seems like a harmless way to
bond, make conversation, or just vent, especially when
our complaints are justified.  We do it because we feel
hurt, disappointed or criticized and we justify ourselves
by “pleading our case” to others.  While, complaining to
our husband about a negative co-worker may make us
feel better for a little while, it won’t solve the problem.  

The trick is to make complaining count.  Complaining to
anyone and everyone just makes us seem like whiners.  
Valid complaints are useful when they are directed to
the person who can actually do something about it.  So,
don’t go underground with your issue, have the strength
to confront it head-on.  

EXAMPLE:  That negative co-worker:  
1.  Decide to stop whining.
2.  Decide to talk to the co-worker.
3.  Plan your discussion:  first, think about their side of
the issue, ask to speak with them alone, avoid
accusations and demands, express your concern as
your  opinion or your feeling, STOP talking and wait for
their response.  
Alachua Branch Library  
14913 NW 140 Street
Alachua, FL
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Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the
rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with
distance from the store, but everything to do
with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites
and mosquito bites.

You are younger than thirty but some of your
friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 is chilly.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly,
but pull over for a funeral.
You have driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You could swim before you could read.
Discover Rural North Florida
through the stories of Mary Lois (Douglas) Forrester.
Read her wonderful personal stories about her
childhood and how things used to be growing up in
rural North Florida.  
Mrs. Forrester has authored four (4) books which are
available at
The Pink Porch Bookstore in downtown
Alachua.
Visit Mary Lois Forrester’s website:
www.northfloridahistory.com
4 Books by Mary Lois Forrester:
  • Lest We Forget, A Town, Newnansville
    (Alachua), Florida

  • Our Towns - The Way They Were & Life is
    Good - Memories of my Childhood

  • High Springs, Florida Our Town

  • Think on These Things
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          BOOK I JUST FINISHED ...
                   Paint it Black
by Janet Fitch (author of White Oleander)

Paint it Black follows Fitch’s best selling debut, White
Oleander.  Her theme is again the subtle effects of a
powerful, self-centered mother on an only child.
Michael Faraday is a Harvard dropout who paints in
the L.A. art world of 1981 and is 20-year old Josie
Tyrell’s lover. Josie is a white trash escapee who has
a strong sense of self, along with art, music and
alcohol to keep her going.  Josie is a sometime artist’s
model and part of the punk rock scene.  While her
relationship with Michael was intense, she never quite
understands Michael’s relationship with his powerful
mother.  In contrast, Meredith Loewy is a famous
concert pianist and lives a privileged life. Their love of
Michael brings them together in a bizarre union that
reflects the strengths and weaknesses of women from
such drastically different backgrounds.

Fitch slowly, deeply develops each character with
brutal honesty.  The plan seems to be to just let them
at each other.  Josie with her youth and inexperience
seems hardly a match for the worldly and privileged
Meredith, yet Meredith has only bitterness to shore her
up.  With a plethora of cultural and artistic references
and penetratingly crisp insight this novel unfolds not
as a melodrama but rather as an intense psychodrama
WELCOME TO MAIN STREET!

VALERIE’S LOFT
DESIGNER CONSIGNMENT
14520 MAIN STREET,
ALACHUA, FL 32615
386-462-2230
It's not soda, cola or pop. It's Coke regardless of
brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"
Anything under 95 is just warm.
You have hosted a hurricane party.
You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and
know when to get on the best rides (Space
Mountain during the Electric Light Parade)!  
You understand why it's better to have a friend
with a boat, than to have a boat yourself.

You were 5 before you realized they made
houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who
couldn't swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on
Christmas.
You recognize Miami/Dade as "Northern Cuba."  
You understand the futility of exterminating
cockroaches.
You can correctly pronounce Okeechobee and
Kissimmee.

You think New York driver's licenses should only
be valid in New York.
Flip-flops are everyday wear.  Shoes are for
business meetings and church.
Sweet Tea can be served at any meal.
An alligator once walked through your
neighborhood.
You smirk when a game show's Grand Prize is a
trip or cruise to Florida.
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits and one
sweatshirt.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You think everyone from a bigger city has a
northern accent.
You know the four seasons really
are.....Hurricane Season, Love Bug Season,
Tourist Season and Summer.
You have to drive North to get to the South.
You know that no other grocery store can
compare to Publix.
You got out of school early on Halloween to
trick-or-treat before it got dark.

You know that anything under a Category 3 just
isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane
list.  They aren't Hurricane Charlie, Hurricane
Frances....but Charlie, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and when they will
leave.
You think a six foot alligator is actually pretty
average.

You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or
you still haven't.
"Down South" means Key West.
IF YOU GREW UP IN FLORIDA....from our friend Ann Bass
     Stop Complaining!

Most people are fairly reasonable when approached
in this manner.  Hear what they have to say before
you decide on your next action.  You may make a
friend, but even if you don’t you’ve expressed
yourself to the right person and are then free to take
the appropriate next step - which may be nothing.  

ACTION STEPS:
  1. Decide to break the habit of complaining.
  2. Examine your grievances and commit to either
    confronting them or letting them go.
  3. Identify who has the power to solve the
    problem.
  4. Increase the odds of a positive result: be polite,
    private, calm.
  5. Don’t listen to others’ complaints, unless you
    are the target.
  6. If you are the target of a complaint, be a role
    model and be open to hearing complaints
    calmly and discussing reasonable solutions.
Kids are signing up to read through the summer and we have a whole
slew of activities planned for kids:

Movie on the 1st and 3rd Monday @ 2pm.  
Gaming (Wii and PS3) Tuesdays and Thursdays @ 2pm
Every week we have story-time on Thursday’s at 10:30 am

Every Wednesday at 2pm we have a special program:
JULY
7/1 Rooterville Pigs: Meet live rescued pigs
7/8 Science Mike: Cool science
7/15 Gentle Carousel: Live miniature horses
7/22 Buzzing Bees: Come see a live bee hive.


AUGUST
8/5 Shana Banana: Live musical performance
8/12 Dance-out: Kids dance party
8/19 Summers’ End Celebration: Winners of the summer reading program will
be announced.

Hope you can make it ,Your librarian, Joanne Tremblay
Alachua Branch Librarian I
jtremblay@aclib.us, www.aclib.us
alachua county library district…thinking outside the book

DINNER WITH THE AUTHOR!
Children of Dreams
by Lorilyn Roberts
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2009   6 PM
CONESTOGAS TEA ROOM